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$PONZI · Solana · Pre-launch

You’re early.

So was everyone
below you.

And there
are others.

What it is

Everyone says crypto is a ponzi.
This one just is.1

A token that does the thing the whole asset class is accused of doing — deliberately, in the open, with the paperwork attached.

§ 01 — How it works

Three steps. None
of them are hard.

  1. 01

    Open an account

    Connect any wallet. We don’t ask questions — we wouldn’t know what to do with the answers.

  2. 02

    Fund it

    Send ETH. It becomes our ETH. Most people find this part surprising, which is itself surprising.

  3. 03

    Introduce a friend

    Your returns are paid by whoever buys after you. This is not a criticism of the model. It is the model.

Get started on Jupiter

Requires Phantom or Solflare and a tolerance for consequences.

§ 02 — The numbers

Assets under management
$0.00
Participants to date
0
Your tier if you join today
Tier 1
Recovery scheme
None

Nothing has been extracted yet. These figures update in real time, and historically in only one direction.

Total supply
1,000,000,000
Transaction tax
0% buy · 0% sell
Liquidity
Burned
Contract
Publishes at launch

§ 03 — The collection

Fifty exhibits.
One scheme.

The fund keeps a collection. It is catalogued, numbered, and published in full on the advice of nobody. Six of the forty-two are below.

See all forty-two exhibits →

§ 04 — Disclosures

Read this part.
It is the only part
that is true.

1 It is. That is the entire product. There is no second layer to the joke and no plan underneath it.

$PONZI is a meme coin. It has no intrinsic value, no utility, no roadmap, no revenue and no expectation of financial return. It does not represent equity, debt, a claim on any asset, or a share of anything.

Nothing on this page is financial advice, an offer, or a solicitation. The film above is an illustration. The figures are zero because nothing has launched; they are not a forecast.

The brokerage furniture on this page — the tickers, the disclosures, the registration number — is satire. PONZI is not a brokerage and is not affiliated with, endorsed by or connected to any brokerage, exchange or financial institution.

You should assume that you will lose money. Most people who buy tokens like this one lose money. That has always been the bit, and stating it plainly does not make it less likely to happen to you.

Do your own research. Then don’t do this.